{"product_id":"old-man-drinks","title":"Old Man Drinks Book","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"bookDescription_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"bookDescription\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"bookDescription\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"bookDescription_feature_div\" data-csa-c-asin=\"1594744505\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"9sg3bz-punnje-ts036q-qsl8z9\" data-cel-widget=\"bookDescription_feature_div\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-a-expander-name=\"book_description_expander\" data-a-expander-collapsed-height=\"280\" class=\"a-expander-collapsed-height a-row a-expander-container a-spacing-base a-expander-partial-collapse-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-expanded=\"false\" class=\"a-expander-content a-expander-partial-collapse-content\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real man—a real old man! These \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eOld Man Drinks\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby’s bottom you call a chest. From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan’s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound. No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas here! Just the good stuff—whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin—and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide. So man up, quit your bitchin’, and grab a stool, ’cause it’s gonna be a long night.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"globalStoreInfoBullets_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"globalStoreInfoBullets\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"globalStoreInfoBullets\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"globalStoreInfoBullets_feature_div\" data-csa-c-asin=\"1594744505\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"7cdasg-7zv68k-eos1ou-rs62w2\" data-cel-widget=\"globalStoreInfoBullets_feature_div\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"buyingOptionNostosBadge_feature_div\" class=\"celwidget\" data-feature-name=\"buyingOptionNostosBadge\" data-csa-c-type=\"widget\" data-csa-c-content-id=\"buyingOptionNostosBadge\" data-csa-c-slot-id=\"buyingOptionNostosBadge_feature_div\" data-csa-c-asin=\"1594744505\" data-csa-c-is-in-initial-active-row=\"false\" data-csa-c-id=\"tadaa8-vbu2rk-yqns91-y0phx6\" data-cel-widget=\"buyingOptionNostosBadge_feature_div\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Goldfinch Provisions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46372717265085,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/0237\/6637\/files\/Screenshot2026-02-01at1.05.46PM.png?v=1769972754","url":"https:\/\/goldfinchprovisions.com\/products\/old-man-drinks","provider":"Goldfinch Provisions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}